[One Drink]
- Flashbacks
- Quagmire goes \"OOH!\" \"giggity giggity\" or \"ALL RIGHT!\"
- Peter\'s trademark laugh
- Peter drinks a beer/gets drunk
- Peter does something really stupid
- Peter says \"Sweet\"
- Stewie has a weapon
- Stewie says \"Victory is mine!
- Stewie chatting with a random adult
- Lois makes dinner
- Brian is drinking alcohol/smoking a cigarette
- Quahog News
- Trisha Takinowa reports
- Scene driving in the family car

[Two Drinks]
- Peter talks on the phone
- Brian and Stewie fight/make fun of each other
- Joe says \"All right, lets do it!\"
- Scene that is intentionally dragged on
- Chris says a good one-liner/does something stupid

[Three Drinks]
- Completely random scene
- Someone falls down

[Finish Beer]
- Someone/Group breaks out into a song
- Evil Monkey appearance
- Kid with upside-down head appearance
- William Shatner appearance
- Parody of another cartoon show