This game, originating in Scotland, starts with a race to see who can drink their pint fastest. Whoever finishes last is then the \"messenger\", the other people at the table are the \"winners\".

The \"winners\" then tell the \"messenger\" to go up to a random person in the bar, and the only words that they\'re allowed to say to the person is \"You\'re a c*nt!\". They are NOT ALLOWED to say why they are doing it, or apologize.